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São Valentim is a bairro in the District of São Valentim in the municipality of Santa Maria, in the Brazilian state of Rio Grande do Sul. It is situated in south of Santa Maria.
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Cuarteron Reef, also known as Calderon Reef, is a reef at the east end of the London Reefs in the Spratly Islands of the South China Sea. It is occupied and controlled by China (PRC), and also claimed by the Philippines, by Vietnam and Taiwan (ROC). The reef is 3 nautical miles long and has an area of 8 square kilometres (3.1 sq mi).
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