{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of music do welders like?","punchline":"Heavy metal.","id":374}
{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?","punchline":"Because it's bitter like their code.","id":416}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the chicken cross the playground?","punchline":"To get to the other slide.","id":428}
{"fact":"The little tufts of hair in a cat\u2019s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called \u201cear furnishings.\u201d","length":143}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of award did the dentist receive?","punchline":"A little plaque.","id":250}
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{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
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