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{"type":"standard","title":"Baoli Ghaus Ali Shah","displaytitle":"Baoli Ghaus Ali Shah","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q59633495","titles":{"canonical":"Baoli_Ghaus_Ali_Shah","normalized":"Baoli Ghaus Ali Shah","display":"Baoli Ghaus Ali Shah"},"pageid":78908744,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/65/Baoli_Ghaus_Ali_Shah%2C_Farrukhnagar.jpg/330px-Baoli_Ghaus_Ali_Shah%2C_Farrukhnagar.jpg","width":320,"height":212},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/65/Baoli_Ghaus_Ali_Shah%2C_Farrukhnagar.jpg","width":4928,"height":3264},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1272920141","tid":"aecf4815-df4f-11ef-9431-8c6295452efc","timestamp":"2025-01-30T21:18:00Z","description":"Stepwell in Farrukhnagar, Haryana, India","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":28.4501,"lon":76.8259},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baoli_Ghaus_Ali_Shah","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baoli_Ghaus_Ali_Shah?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baoli_Ghaus_Ali_Shah?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Baoli_Ghaus_Ali_Shah"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baoli_Ghaus_Ali_Shah","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Baoli_Ghaus_Ali_Shah","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baoli_Ghaus_Ali_Shah?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Baoli_Ghaus_Ali_Shah"}},"extract":"Baoli Ghaus Ali Shah, also known as Ghaus Khan ki Baoli, is an 18th-century stepwell located in Farrukhnagar, Gurugram district, Haryana, India. Constructed during the reign of Mughal Emperor Farrukhsiyar, it was commissioned by Ghaus Ali Shah, a local chief who served under the emperor.","extract_html":"
Baoli Ghaus Ali Shah, also known as Ghaus Khan ki Baoli, is an 18th-century stepwell located in Farrukhnagar, Gurugram district, Haryana, India. Constructed during the reign of Mughal Emperor Farrukhsiyar, it was commissioned by Ghaus Ali Shah, a local chief who served under the emperor.
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