{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
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Jordi Martà i Galbis is a politician of the party Together for Catalonia. He has served as a member of the Congress of Deputies (2000–2004), the Provincial Deputation of Barcelona (2017–2019) and the City Council of Barcelona (2011–), and is his party's leader in the last of those bodies since 2024.
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{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
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