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Chopta is a small region of meadows and evergreen forest area, a part of Kedarnath wildlife sanctuary located in Uttarakhand state, India and a base for trekking to Tungnath, the third temple of Panch Kedar which lies 3.5 kilometres (2.2Â mi) away. Located at a distance of 1.5 kilometres (0.93Â mi) from Tungnath is Chandrashila, a summit rising to over 4,000 metres (13,0